"WHY ME?!" Life Horror Stories

Today, I took my sandwich out of the microwave to find that the cheese had exploded, sending the bun flying and getting cheese everywhere. I just failed at making a cheese sandwich. I'm set to major in Culinary Arts next year. -foodfail. Massachusetts

Today, it was my birthday, and I was at work for my dad. He has been promising me a huge surprise that will show up at the office for months. I just saw the brand new Jeep he bought for me collide with another car on its way here.  -Anonymos, Texas.

Today, I decided to pull a prank on my brothers, so i hid inside the cabinet in my room and waited for either of my brothers to come in. Apparently, my brothers saw me go inside the cabinet and so they locked me inside. it took me 4 hours to get out of the cabinet. -icefairy1104, Phillipines

Today, my math teacher told me to learn how to say "welcome to wal-mart". -Stevo, Washington

Today, I learned that you should never, ever, under any circumstance, take a laxative and a sleeping pill on the same night. -emilygreeny, US

Today, I woke up in an emergency room. Why? I hyperventilated and passed out when I found out that my favorite video game is getting a sequel. -YouCouldFly, New Hampshire

Today, after breaking up with my boyfriend, some of my friends decided to take me to a comedy club for a girls night. My friend's jealous husband decided he had to come along, then decided to invite my other friends' boyfriends. I ended up being the seventh wheel on a night meant to cheer me up. -Anonymous, Ohio.