WHY ME?! Embarassing Teen Stories



“I was 13 and I had just bought my first real high heels! They were pretty high, but I wore them everywhere. One day.. as I descended down a steep hill, I fell and ROLLED down the hill. The rest of the day, everyone who was with me kept asking if I needed help walking in my heels. Ugh.”

"I was working at an after-school event for a committee with the guy that I have a crush on. We were in the teacher’s lounge filling envelopes when suddenly I got a paper cut on my finger. It was no big deal, so I went over to the sink to wash it out. We were joking around, and he came over to me and gave me a surprise hug while I was smiling. So I hugged him back, and when I pulled away, my braces were caught onto his shirt. I was completely embarrassed and he ran away telling the whole committee what just happened."

"I was in a rush to get out of class because the bell to go to the next period rang, so I ran up to my teacher’s desk to get a paper signed. When she signed it, I whipped around to leave and knocked over her picture frame AND made her drink fall all over her! To make matters worse, my crush was standing behind me waiting to get his paper signed!"

“In French class, we were told to study with partners for a test. I got paired up with my crush, and we ended up flirting. Finally, I got up the nerve to ask if he’d be interested in going out with someone like me. He paused and I got so nervous waiting that I let out a gigantic fart! Everyone stared at me and laughed!”

From Seventeen.com

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WHY ME?! Purse Horror Stories

In honor of my new purse listing, these horror stories all involve purses. Enjoy! (but not too much :P)

Today, I went shopping with a friend. She picked up a hundred dollars on the floor that somebody dropped. I told her, "I feel sorry for the retard who dropped the money." When I got home, I checked my purse and realized that I was missing a hundred dollars.  -Anonymous, Canada


Today, I was relaxing on the couch after a long day with my annoying aunt when I heard my sister come in from the garage. I loudly asked, "Do you think Aunt Stacy knows everybody doesn't like her?" It wasn't my sister. It was my aunt returning my purse I had left in her car. -katara, NJ


Today, I was getting off the bus, when these two guys behind me started commenting on my bag, oblivious to the fact that I could hear them say, "Look at his ugly man-purse," and "It that looks like the satchel that Indiana Jones has". I'm a girl. Who is planning majoring in fashion studies. -Indiana, Canada


Today, I was helping my friend pack her carry on for her vacation. I drove her to the airport, and after her plane took off, I noticed I put my cell phone in her purse. Her vacation is 2 months long. -Anonymous, California


Today, I fainted on the sidewalk. When I woke up, I was still lying on the sidewalk, people were stepping over me and my purse was gone. -blackedout, Singapoe

WHY ME!? Valentine's Day horror stories

Yeah, I know know Valentine's day was Monday, but while you were out eating chocolates and sniffing flowers, some people were having an awful time! ...And now I'm sharing their stories with you for you to enjoy :)


Today, I was in class when someone came in with a rose for me. My teacher made me read the card aloud: "I'm breaking up with you, happy Valentines." It was from my boyfriend. FML -Sexyredhead, US

Today, I got a text from a girl that I've had a crush on for a long time, asking me out to dinner. I agreed and went to the restaurant. Not long afterwards, I got text from her saying something had come up, so she couldn't make it. As I was walking back to my car, I saw her walk into the same restaurant with another guy. FML -Saberwolf, Oregon


Today, I received my first Valentine's day present ever: a dead mouse from my cat. FML -lex31, US


Today, I had to resign myself to the fact that while everyone else will be seeing their boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, or wife on Valentine's Day, I will only be seeing my dentist. FML. -Haley


Today, I lost the beautiful necklace my boyfriend gave me for Valentine's day. I looked everywhere, and couldn't find it. My sister held the bag while I dug through the stinking trash, then after I cleaned everything up, took it out of her pocket and said she was pretending it was lost. FML -beezybees, California


Today, I arranged to have some flowers delivered at work for Valentine's Day so that my colleagues will think someone likes me. FML. -Alone, Australia


Today, I realised that every morning my girlfriend gets me to help her put on a locket her ex-boyfriend bought her on Valentine's Day. FML -Anonymous, Canada


Today, after 22 years of perfect skin, I woke up with a bunch of angry zits on my nose. I used a clay face mask that was supposed to dry them out. Instead, they were bigger and green. Today is Valentine's day, I finally have a guy to go out with, and my nose looks like it's rotting off. FML -zitgirl, California


Today, my grandma sent me a Valentine's Day card. For years she's been hinting at me to lose weight. The card: a picture of cookies on the front and a gym membership inside. FML -bcca, Ohio

"WHY ME?" Money Horror Stories

With today's economy, many of us have money woes. Hopefully after reading these money horror stories, you'll feel a little better about what's in your pocket.


  Today, my 4 year old son thought it was funny to put money in the shredder. He stuck over 500 dollars in it.

Today, I lost my wallet with 300 dollars in it as I was going to run some errands throughout the day. Later on, it managed to find its way back to my mailbox, emptied to the last penny with a note saying, "Don't worry I rewarded myself."


Today, I found out the electric bill I have been paying was on my old house. I found this out when they shut off the power to my house. 

Today, my mum decided to teach me a lesson about carelessly leaving my wallet about. She left it on the floor so our puppy could use it and its contents as a chew toy. I was almost impressed to discover that he can eat three £20 notes and still have room for debit cards. FML

Today, my bank card got declined. There should have been $1200 on it, so I went to the bank to check my balance. It was $14. I called the cops, and it turns out my boyfriend has been making $100 withdraws and purchases everyday for the past three weeks. He wasn't going to tell me.

Today, my roommate and me got charge $100 for having a cat in our apartment. I was only babysitting the cat so my neighbors wouldn't get caught and fined. We got caught because my roommate reported the people downstairs for having a dog so they reported that someone else in the building had a cat. 



Today, after five months of not working, I have a check waiting for me at the office. Too bad the office is in another city. My gas tank is empty, and I have no money to put gas in my car.


Today, I applied and was accepted for a part-time network engineering position. Being contract work they asked me what I charge. I replied, "$12 an hour." After a look of surprise they accepted me for the position and said, "Our last guy charged $200 an hour, you're a bargain." 



Today, I had to file for bankruptcy because my ex-wife didn't want to pay for the house she didn't want me to have in the divorce, and didn't bother to have my name removed from the loan before she filed bankruptcy herself.


Today, I received notice that I had not been paying my bills and had an outstanding debt of $2074. Apparently, my 7 year old son has been taking my mail and playing "mailman" for the past 3 months. 

Today, I found out my broker invested my $6000 in the wrong stock. How did I find out? He called me to let me know the stock crashed.


Today, I finally removed my car insurance after realizing it costs too much money. Since I then had more money, I went to celebrate with ice cream. On the way, I got hit by a truck.


Today, my car got a wheel lock because I had 5 tickets. Three of those tickets dated back to 2006. I got my car and license in 2008.


Today, I found out that I owe the IRS money due to my previous job not taking enough taxes out. I am broke, unemployed, and was counting on a big refund so I could pay for my divorce. 


All found on FML.com




Happy Friday Everyone!

WHY ME? Life horror stories

 These life horror stories will make you wince in pain. Or maybe just laugh hysterically. You decide...

Today, I saw a very attractive female police officer while at the DMV. Thinking myself suave, I asked her: "Is it sexual harassment if I tell you how beautiful I think you are, and ask for your phone number?" Apparently it was.

Today, my parents took my laptop, cut the Internet, took my car keys, the tv and removed my bedroom door.Why? Because they thought the plant I was growing for my science project was a marijuana plant. Oh yeah and they took that too. My presentation is tomorrow.

Today, I got up in church to go to the bathroom. I finished and came back to my seat, only to find that all my stuff was gone, including my wallet, iPod touch, and blackberry. I was just robbed in a church.

Today, my mother in law grounded me because I went to the store in the "dangerous" rain. My husband says that if I don't obey then we won't work out. 

Today, my three year old nephew was pointing at the TV screen and saying "Uncle, Uncle!" He thought it was me on the screen. It was Rosie O'Donnell. 

Today, my looks alone made a girl cry.

Today, I let my boyfriend drive my car, knowing that he doesn't have a license. While he was out, he ran a stop sign, collided with another vehicle, and then left the scene of the accident. Then he lied to me about how the accident happened so I "wouldn't be so upset." 

Today, I went on a date with a guy that I met at a masquerade. The moment he saw me without my mask on, he left the date. 

All from Fmylife.com

"WHY ME?" Embarassing Stories

Stories that are so embarassing that you may find your own face turning red! Enjoy! :)  (but not too much. lol :P)






"For my history class, I had to do a PowerPoint presentation. Most of the slides were pictures, and while changing to my last slide, a big picture of my face with my crush Photoshopped next to me with a heart popped up onto the screen! He was in the class and turned completely red, plus everyone laughed hysterically. My evil little sister must have done that before I saved it on my flash drive. I was so mortified!" 


"I texted my best friend and said, 'Oh my gosh, did you see how cute Justin looked today?' I got a text back that said, 'Umm thanks,' and it was from Justin! Apparently I accidentally sent the text to him instead of my friend. The next day at school he came up to me in front of all his friends and said, 'So how gorgeous do I look today?' and everyone started laughing. I haven't talked to him since!"



"My school has an annual Vocal Event every year to showcase the schools talented singers. I didn't really want to, but I gave it a shot and decided to sing. At the end of the event, all of the singers were called back on stage for bows. Throughout the entire show, there had been a bubble machine running, causing the stage to become a little slippery. As I started to walk on stage, the girl in front of me slipped a little but regained her balance by catching my arm. Unfortunately for me, I went down, and the short dress I just happened to be wearing came up, showing off my thong. I sat there for a good few minutes while the audience laughed at my misfortune. Afterwards my older brother's friend came up to me, blushing. He told me he had been taping the Vocal Event and had zoomed in just as I fell. I was mortified!" 



"My boyfriend, Joe, hadn't texted or called me for two days straight. He told me he had food poisoning. Meanwhile, I was looking at my friend's MySpace page, and she had filled out answers to this survey. One of the questions was 'What did you do today?' Her answer: Got busy with Joe :) I was convinced my boyfriend had lied to me and was really hanging out with her, so I called up my friend and screamed at her, only to find out that her gay best friend's name was Joe! Oops!" 



"I was waiting for my mom to pick me up after a school dance, so when a car that looked exactly like hers pulled up, I ran up to it and got in. When I looked over at the driver, I realized it was not my mom! I was so mortified I got out of the car without saying a word and ran back into my school." 


"I was home alone in my room one day when I started singing Taylor Swift's 'Love Story' All of a sudden I heard my new phone beep — I picked it up and realized that I accidentally had recorded myself singing. But even worse, I had sent it to someone! I had been texting this guy I had a crush on earlier in the day, and decided to text him again, saying 'I think I just sent a recording of me singing to someone, haha, embarrassing.' All he said was, 'You sent it to me…' We haven't talked since!" 



All from Seventeen.com

"WHY ME?" Love horror stories

These love horror stories are sure to make you cringe. Brace yourselves!


1. Today, I was in school and spotted my girlfriend in the hallway. I wanted to be all romantic and grab her like guys do in movies. I grabbed her wrist forcefully and pulled her out of the crowd. As I quickly leaned in to kiss her I broke her nose. -Anonymous, USA


2. Today, I was on Craigslist looking for a new guitar. I found the diamond earrings and necklace set I gave to my girlfriend last year. She wants 50 bucks for them.


3. Today, my girlfriend and I were waiting for the bus. The weather had been cold and snowy recently, and I'd realized I'd forgotten my transit card. She nonetheless got on the bus without me, I had to walk it alone in the snow. -kippis05, USA


4. Today, my daughter said she want's to be a stripper like daddy's girlfriend. We're still married. -ShayisPay101, USA


5. Today, my boyfriend of 3 years saw babywipes and assumed I had a kid. He broke up with me. I use babywipes to remove my makeup. -notababymama, USA.


6. Today, there was an extremely attractive girl at youth group, so I decided to introduce myself. Her reply was, "Wow, I've always wanted to meet a gay guy!" -Richard, mobile.


7. Today, my pissed off girlfriend used a window marker to write racist comments on my car. This would include: nazi symbols, white power, and a few others I won't mention. I live in a predominately black neighborhood. -..., USA


8. Today, I was shopping at Walmart when I ran into this stalker chick. She introduced me to her baby, He's named after me. -Anonymous, California.

9. Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Why? Because apparently her friends have seen me hanging out with a hot girl, giving her long hugs and making her laugh. That "hot girl" is my sister, who got back from her study abroad a week ago. 

10. Today, after 25 years of marriage and 2 children, I was served with divorce papers. It turns out my 51 year old, soon to be ex, has been having an affair with the 24 year old tutor I hired to help our daughter bring her grades up. They are in love and want to start a new family together as soon as possible. 

all found on Fmylife.com