Oh so punny

Some of you my remember by post about visual puns from much earlier this year. Well, I'm back with more puns to challenge your brain. See how many you can guess!

(hint: pay special attention to the numbers and the way the lines look)

(all found on somuchpun.com)

Answers

1. Duck Tape

2. F-bomb (like the F word)

3. Friendly fire

4. Lost control

5. Mug Shot

6. Tan (tangent) lines

7. Como te llama(s)? (The animal is a llama, and "como te llamas" means "what is your name" is Spanish)

8. A pimp and his hose (hos)

9. Watching a little football

10. Rubber duck E (rubber ducky) 

Hope you had fun! Enjoy your weekend!

Tease your Brain!

Can you get all of these brain teasers right without cheating? I couldn't! Good luck to you :)


Puzzle 1:

Can you complete the following language equations? For example 24 H in a D is 24 Hours in a Day.

366 D in a L Y
50 U S
8 S on a O
52 C in a F D
90 D in a R A
7 W of the A W
12 S of the Z
18 H on a G C 

Puzzle 2:
I start with the letter E.
I end with the letter E.
I usually contain only one letter
Yet I am not the letter E!
What am I?


Puzzle 3:
s oou oan oee, oy poinoer oepoacos eoero thord oetoer oito tho leoteo 'o'. How mony oifoeront oetoero haoe boen oepoacod?


Puzzle 4:

What is the next number in this sequence?

1 11 21 1211 111221 ==?==


Puzzle 5: 
Answer quickly. Starting with an empty barrel, which happens first?

2/3 full
1/4 empty
1/2 full
3/4 empty

Puzzle 6:

In a dictionary, the verb 'BE' is described as:

BE [verb]

first and third person singular past indicative: was
second person singular and plural and first and third person plural past indicative: were
past subjunctive: were
past participle: been
present participle: being
first person singular present indicative: am
second person singular and plural and first and third person plural present indicative: are
third person singular present indicative: is
present subjunctive: be

Therefore you can correctly say 'I am', 'she is', 'you are', etc. Is it ever grammatically correct to say 'I is'?

Puzzle 7:
During a crazy weekend of paintball, four friends were having great fun. The paint came in blue, green, yellow and red. Coincidentally, the four friends had T-shirts in those same colours. Brenda used blue paint balls. The person in the green T-shirt used yellow paint balls. James was not wearing a red T-shirt. Diane used green paint balls and wore a blue T-shirt. Simon was the only person who used paint which was the same colour as his T-shirt. Can you tell which colour paint they each used and the colour of their respective T-shirts?


Puzzle 8: 
Which word becomes longer when you remove one of its letters?


Puzzle 9:
They are three errers in this puzzle, what are they?


Puzzle 10: 

Read each line aloud without making any mistakes. If you make a mistake you MUST start again without going any further.

This is this puzzle
This is is puzzle
This is how puzzle
This is to puzzle
This is keep puzzle
This is an puzzle
This is idiot puzzle
This is busy puzzle
This is for puzzle
This is forty puzzle
This is seconds! puzzle

Answers


Puzzle 1:
 366 days in a leap year.
50 United States.
8 sides on a octagon.
52 cards in a full deck.
90 degrees in a right angle.
7 wonders of the ancient world.
12 signs of the zodiac.
18 holes on a golf course.


I got the first two...but after that I was lost. lol :P -Tyler


Puzzle 2:
An envelope.


Puzzle 3:
The answer is 15.

The paragraph should read:

As you can see, my printer replaces every third letter with the letter 'o'.
How many different letters have been replaced?

I actually figured out the sentence after reading it for a while, but somehow I counted 14. >_< -Tyler


Puzzle 4:
312211: each term describes the previous term. Therefore the missing term should be read as: three ones, two twos and one one. 


Puzzle 5:
3/4 empty: since 3/4 empty means 1/4 full.


I actually got this one right! ^_^ -Tyler


Puzzle 6:
Yes: I is the first letter of the word igloo!


Puzzle 7:
Name    Wore    Paint
Simon   red     red
Brenda  yellow  blue
James   green   yellow
Diane   blue    green


Puzzle 8: 
Lounger


Puzzle 9:
1. errers [should be errors]
2. They [should be There]
3. there are only two errors


Actually, I think there are 5 errors because the comma should be a period, and the W in "what" should be capitalized. Thats 4 errors, which then makes the fifth error. Ha. I can say confusing things too, BrainBashers! -Tyler


Puzzle 10: 
Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top.


All puzzles were found on BrainBashers.com




Have a great Monday everyone! =)

You know-it-all, you

THE QUIZ FOR PEOPLE WHO KNOW EVERYTHING

This is a quiz for people who know everything! These are not trick questions. They are straight questions with straight answers

1. Name the one sport in which neither the spectators nor the participants know the score or the leader until the contest ends.

2. What famous North American landmark is constantly moving backward?

3. Of all vegetables, only two can live to produce on their own for several growing seasons. All other vegetables must be replanted every year. What are the only two perennial vegetables?

4. What fruit has its seeds on the outside?

5. In many liquor stores, you can buy pear brandy, with a real pear is whole and ripe, and the bottle is genuine; it hasn’t been cut in any way. How did the pear get inside the bottle?

6. Only three words in Standard English begin with the letters “dw” and they are all common words. Name two of them.

7. There are 14 punctuation marks in English grammar. Can you name at least half of them?

8. Name the only vegetable or fruit that is never sold frozen, canned, processed, cooked, or in any other form except fresh.

9. Name 6 or more things that you can wear on your feet beginning with “s”
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Answers to the quiz

1. Boxing

2. Niagara Falls. (The rim is worn down about two and a half feet each year because of the millions of gallons of water that rush over it every minute.)

3. Asparagus and rhubarb.

4. Strawberry.

5. It grew inside the bottle… The bottles are placed over pear buds when they are small, and are wired in place on the tree. The bottle is left in place for the entire growing season. When the pears are ripe, they are snipped off at the stems.

6. Dwarf, dwell, and dwindle.

7. Period, comma, colon, semicolon, dash, hyphen, apostrophe, question mark, exclamation point, quotation mark, brackets, parenthesis, braces, and ellipses.

8. Lettuce

9. Shoes, socks, sandals, sneakers, slippers, skis, skates, snowshoes, stockings, stilts.