These life horror stories will make you wince in pain. Or maybe just laugh hysterically. You decide...
Today, I saw a very attractive female police officer while at the DMV. Thinking myself suave, I asked her: "Is it sexual harassment if I tell you how beautiful I think you are, and ask for your phone number?" Apparently it was.
Today, my parents took my laptop, cut the Internet, took my car keys, the tv and removed my bedroom door.Why? Because they thought the plant I was growing for my science project was a marijuana plant. Oh yeah and they took that too. My presentation is tomorrow.
Today, I got up in church to go to the bathroom. I finished and came back to my seat, only to find that all my stuff was gone, including my wallet, iPod touch, and blackberry. I was just robbed in a church.
Today, my mother in law grounded me because I went to the store in the "dangerous" rain. My husband says that if I don't obey then we won't work out.
Today, my three year old nephew was pointing at the TV screen and saying "Uncle, Uncle!" He thought it was me on the screen. It was Rosie O'Donnell.
Today, I let my boyfriend drive my car, knowing that he doesn't have a license. While he was out, he ran a stop sign, collided with another vehicle, and then left the scene of the accident. Then he lied to me about how the accident happened so I "wouldn't be so upset."
Today, I went on a date with a guy that I met at a masquerade. The moment he saw me without my mask on, he left the date.
All from Fmylife.com
8 comments:
You're post made me think of the times when things go well and we take them for granted. Thanks.
BTW, Great post on the Etsy forums on gaining blog followers. Peace and much success.
-Daniel
http://DanielMontoyaStudio.blogspot.com
Thank you Daniel!
Those are all true? Oh man...
Actually, they are. lol :P
Definitely helps put a bad day in perspective.
Oh, geez...so many of those make me sad :( I'd try to think about something FML-worthy, but honestly...if nothing is popping up in my head instantaneously, it's probably best I try not to think too hard on it ^^
"Today, my three year old nephew was pointing at the TV screen and saying "Uncle, Uncle!" He thought it was me on the screen. It was Rosie O'Donnell."
wow- i feel for that guy. And I feel even worse for laughing so hard:(
lol. no worries, these were meant for laughs! :)
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